Please call ahead of time to schedule your appointment

-(appointments go fast some days, sorry)

 

Please arrive on time, or call to reschedule/cancel

-I book by Appt.

......No Show fee> $40.will be charged on your next appt.

......Cancel fee> $40.if you change ur mind once you've arrived

 

Please be clean (don't come over straight from the gym/bathroom)

-No noticable Body Odor ~(sweaty balls/poorly wiped butt/pit juice)Not Sexy.

 

Please don't ask any illegal questions, as they will be answered with a 'click'

-(me hanging up) ~check out my FAQs page I'm NOT a escort, so I don't offer Sex or Oral, don't ask!

 

Please call from a unblocked #   -(for my safety "private" calls are avoided)

 

Please Pay for what youWant -(i.e. don't pay 4 the basics & beg for the full package)

-if you're on a budget, save up before calling .

 

If it's your 1st time doing something like this:

Please Relax, there's no need to be Nervous- that's not a inviting vibe.

 

I'm available Daily...but be courteous & only call between 11am-8pm...Thanks